THE ONE TRUE KING REMOVED FOR CEREMONIAL REASONS

Isn’t a 2DS with hinges a... DS?

Oh wow, I actually dig this. I’d love a way to check out the 3DS library, but I don’t want or need that “3d” functionality and the 2DS looks like a kid’s toy. This seems like a great way to dig into all those cartridge and Virtual Console games. $150 is pretty reasonable, too.

I saw this kindly old couple harboring an alien!

I was going to complain about a hairy, sarcastic, brown neighbor who, I believe, has been eating my cats.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Those are exactly the 3/4 of sleeve that she likes her lab coats to have!

Anyone else think of this?

So once you hit like 40 do you have to start wearing dresses with the “Queen Seam”?

Oh but I do. It’s this kind of attitude that makes people utter that ridiculous tripe about Elite having ‘no content’, just because the game doesn’t hit them upside the head with ‘the cool stuff’ within 15 minutes of logging in for the first time.

Well there’s no need to be a dick about it.

You obviously weren’t paying attention if you think the only way to find all this cool shit is through ARGs. The clue that led to the discovery of the ship was a message accompanying data obtained by scanning a listening post... The kind of message that most players dismiss as meaningless fluff.

 I was also a huge fan that the game seemed to be going out of its way to say that Link and Zelda WEREN’T a thing.

Same. I feel like at some point, a switch flipped, and the ubiquity of voice chat utterly doomed it.

It you dont inform the masses how are they gonna contribute to your patreon?

That’s why I said drop it anonymously, on a torrent site, on mediafire, mega, there are tons of places to drop the file, you can make publicity on /v/ in 4chan and it will slowly pick up until a site like Kotaku gives its coverage and then boom, it can’t be stopped.

If someone knows, please tell me, why do they keep announcing their projects just to have them shut down. Why not work on them until they are ready and release it anonymously?

The “legalize it” movement could actually get a lot of non-violent offenders out of jail, as seen here.

Powdered wigs:

Two of those are Rare properties which Microsoft almost certainly won’t license to Nintendo. Two of those are games that would probably have massive licensing issues since they have lots of licensed wrestlers in them, making it a headache and a ton of effort to go and pursue every license again. The last game is…