Nothing is Peak 2018 in January of 2018

“You gave us broad, secret surveillance powers. Did you really think we would give them back?”

“Officers only photographed the teenager’s genitals because they reasonably feared for their lives. Case dismissed.”

And is a registered sex offender for life — because he dated someone two years younger than him.

This can’t be right — according to my analysis, the fraud is coming from... inside the building?!

Why is no one talking about how the English logo is off-centered??? It’s killing me! It looks so low effort!

That explains why neither of them look like him at all.

Her being a female clone of Anakin would be simpler than having her be the female daughter of a failed clone of Anakin. Still not great, but tidier.

So the republicans can elect their pedophiles, but Democrats have to resign if they’ve ever made a joke in poor taste, or made a pass they shouldn’t have?

Which android had a front-facing infrared 3D camera and motion-tracking array in 2015? Or, you know, in the present?

... and he couldn’t even do that right.

To be fair, if I was active duty in the armed forces, I’d get a twitter account just because that’s probably how we’ll first learn about which unwarranted war we’re starting next

Edgy Kinja User Agrees Facebook Spreads Fake News

It’s only got two sex scenes in it. I don’t see it having GoT staying power.

Sounds like it’s time for the proletariat to seize the means of reproduction

Huh. Kinda weird that the same role has been played by Cirsei Lannister and Danerys Targaryen.

Well, he looks John Connor as fuck

“AppleCare+ does cover accidental damage, including water damage. AppleCare+ covers literally any type of damage. I could run my phone over with a car on purpose, take it to the Apple Store, ***pay my fee***, and leave with a brand new phone.”

It is possible we are seeing is not the intended effects of the process.

Less deniability than testing our weaponry on our own ambassadors? Come on. We have the largest prison population in the developed world. If for some reason we were set on testing it on our own people, we have a lot of better options than testing neurological interference on our diplomatic staff.