Why is no one talking about how the English logo is off-centered??? It’s killing me! It looks so low effort!

So the republicans can elect their pedophiles, but Democrats have to resign if they’ve ever made a joke in poor taste, or made a pass they shouldn’t have?

Traditionally congress enforced the emoluments clause, which specifically forbids gifts to federal officials like the President. So yes, typically Presidents do not receive personal gifts. They sometimes accept gifts on behalf of the office, which they must leave behind when they leave the office.

I would almost certainly lose my job if we cut off trade with China. I imagine basically anyone whose job includes selling goods would be in the same boat.

The only winning move is not to play.

It’s a bluff, they still don’t get citizenship.

Hey there’s that false equivalence everyone is talking about! I didn’t think I’d get to see one in the wild!

RIP your inbox

Dead eyes, like a doll’s eyes

This natural disaster is horrible, on many sides, many sides

Yeah I also say wont all the time in this context. It’s definitely an archaic use though. Even just spelling it in the modern way aids reader comprehension (as is their want, as they are want to do), but is less satisfying somehow.

Well, I know you can’t work in fast food all your life...

You can mansplain it again and again, but I fear I’ll never ladyprehend what you mean.

Then you are a woman adept at mansplaining the concept of mansplaining.

Please mansplain to me again what mansplaining is

“No child support? I sent some friends by with myrrh and gold, did Jesus get that gold?”

Porque no los dos?

But by that logic, why ever make anything new? The old stuff works fine, and it’s been around for ages!

“people voted for Trump out of spite just because they hated people who said YAAAAS QUEEN”

Oh sure, a terrifying bunch.