I liked the part of the article where you use a paragraph to describe the mechanics of Snake, but in a maze. Unparalleled wordsmanship. I would’ve described it as ‘Snake, but in a maze’.

Sorry, yeah, your speculation checks out. Not a bad wager. I just thought maybe you had a source in mind for that info.

Citation needed

“The first console that I experienced was NES as I’m over 30.”

All screen images were simulated. Meaning they created that footage from whole cloth. Meaning any frame rate issues are in your brain.

“... taking the game down to patch it just isn’t an option.” What does this mean? That’s not even close to how this game works. It runs on local clients and individual servers - we’re not talking about a persistent game world. Even games with persistent game worlds are patched.

This is also true of any new console. Games bring people to the platform. These risks aren’t new. Creative people have to take those risks, or they will never pay off, and we won’t enjoy the virtual reality future we deserve.

So... does Rocket League not have a LAN mode? Are these contests generally conducted remotely?

Huge piece of information is missing from article - who were these comments made about? How did she feel about it? Has she made a statement? Did she decline to comment?

I don’t think auto manufacturers should dismiss the Offensive Orphan Catapult scenario. You just never know

*shrug emoji*

Looks purple to me.

Smart money is on this being legitimate.

I mean we’ve known this whole time that Sombra is female. The alternative would be called Sombro which would be pretty funny.

Best troll shutdown I’ve seen in a hot minute. Have a star

I felt similarly. The mission system used to be extremely frustrating. They’ve overhauled it in a big way — it’s much easier to see what missions are available and how to complete them, and it makes the base game way more accessible. Might be worth another go.

Woody, duh

There wasn’t a single Slave Leia at the convention this year. Or at least, none that I saw.

The head of QR mentioned another purpose to the robots, a different endgame to the technology. VR might be good for violence and sex (though it has obvious drawbacks for sex). But the company wants something more than mindless sex and violence - those are the means to it’s actual end, whatever that is. My money is on…

Why is this Red Lobster’s fault all of a sudden? Leave Red Lobster out of this.