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VmUpgradeHelper.exe
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Yet.

Multimedia/gaming technology networking device received incremental upgrade, users concerned current hardware obsolete... vs ... Gaming/multimedia technology networking device receiving incremental upgrade, users concerned current hardware incompatible...

Losing their shit... in like a good way? Bad way? I haven’t really heard much about that either way. Anybody who was going to have a strong opinion about that one formed it 8 months ago when we found out about it.

Optional hardware refreshes... Hmm.. Maybe they could make a modular console, with pieces of hardware you could switch out as they become obsolete at a lower cost, without losing access to your older games.

Yeah. Guess you’d have to upgrade if you want non-shitty performance. *and the smart phone analogy wins*

Haha they released an already-widely-known product on the same day as the new iPhone? It’s like they planned for as few people to hear about it as possible. Someone’s getting fired over this for sure.

Do you have a diet high in acids?

Was so mad. “We made another crappy phone game! That’s what you like, right?”

I mean, how was apple supposed to top a phone that doubles as an explosive?

AUX is a big technology. Killing it freed up a lot of room in a little phone, and everything else they make from here out.

Yes, they did.

Because nothing good was on TV, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I’m not the target demographic for this product, but frankly I don’t see what all the fuss is about!”

Wait is gizmodo for women

... yes? I don’t know what answer you expected. Yes, it would be extraordinarily costly to double the amount of models on offer. It would also be totally out of character for the company.

This happened like two years ago.

You liked Apple for all the decisions they gave you? Might have missed the point of Apple. Decisions are their sworn enemy. They will give you none and make you like it is their Prime Directive.

Software updates: impossible

Wait back up Steve jobs is what

The text of your email, please.