Yeah, real liberals are far too self-aware to blindly ingest liberal propaganda and then regurgitate it in the comments section.

Oh, yeah man, if only there was a liberal echo chamber I could go to, the left wing equivalent of Fox News. That’d be awesome. Oh well - guess I’ll just keep reading Gawker.

The Founders envisioned a government so democratic that it could only respond the most dire emergencies. At long last we have achieved that vision.

Then go ahead and wear that katana with pride. Like a true American!

I would need to know what the DLC is going to be, first.

I would need to know what the DLC is going to be, first.

Bear those arms, baby. Bring a copy of your Constitution and your well-regulated samurai militia, and those rights shall not be infringed.

Every American already has that right. It’s the right to bear arms, not the right to bear firearms. I mean, only if you’re part of a well-regulated militia; conservatives conveniently forget about that bit. But still, it’s a package deal.

Tom Cruise is levitating in this image. He does it at all Scientology events. He’s a real prick about it.

Maybe we can rise above that shit, but that’s America. The British came for our guns and they brought tea and we threw that tea I the ocean and you know what? We kept our guns. And our free press, mostly. But definitely our guns.

So in this case, a rising tide lowers all ships?

That’s why you do it quietly — ideally, without firing conventional weapons. Counter-drone weaponry is really interesting, as generally the goal is to disrupt the drone’s equipment and convince it to destroy itself (crash, or run aground in this case). Obviously the gold standard would be to take control of its…

Getting drones to lay eggs, though? That’s a great idea.

“Today, a foreign submarine fired on a US Navy vessel operating in international waters. US forces, responding to the attack, destroyed the foreign submarine.”

I read this out of context and got a pretty good lol. “... any asshole with a MANPADS has a pretty good chance of taking down a Predator.”

This vessel also doesn't have any crew, though, which changes that risk evaluation dramatically.

Intricate, maybe? Kind of a middle ground between the two concepts?

The Japanese fetishes get really specific.

Mag-ey-arr-nah

Eh. I see what you mean. There’s a price to every scum, though - in my dignity, largely. I’d prefer not to do it, generally. But sometimes it’snice to have the option.

But are people smart enough to hack a car smart enough to sell an app that hacks cars to people who want to hack cars?