Why does everyone keep saying this will be the first transgendered character in an Assassin’s Creed game?? Did none of you play Black Flag? THERE WERE TWO FAMOUS HISTORICAL TRANS CHARACTERS in Black Flag!

Atheism requires faith.

The debacle is why they have the new message. The series has always been extremely progressive (especially the dev team, diversity-wise) and these games are developed concurrently - they were already making this game while the Internet took a dump on them for not being progressive enough.

Well, you see now that they weren’t bullshitting you, right? When the gender shit hit the fan about Unity they were already making this game, which features a brother-sister pair on equal footing narratively. They said, “we put a lot of work into these assassins, we refuse to palette swap a man into a woman, we’ll do…

I mean, if criticizing the Crusades gets Catholics all riled up, then fuck ‘em.

Not up to you, though, it’s up to them. Not exactly like they voted for all the death and destruction though.

Americans can hold whatever dumb views they want. It’s a free country.

They should have gotten a horse to play Tobey Maguire. Would have been a much better movie.

Yeah, some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

Everyone who lives in LA lives on land acquired by chasing away the Chumash. Everyone who lives anywhere lives on land acquired by chasing away somebody else. It’s not like Scar Jo did the chasing.

Um pretty sure she sued a French author who was selling his ‘I banged Scarlett Johannson’ fan fiction. Which, I mean, pretty understandable.

Originally, I feel like everybody wanted to make this a military failure thing - like the White House had decided not to send help. Nobody talks up that angle anymore - everyone wants to push the coverup narrative.

Are you saying Hitler wasn’t qualified for his job? I mean he lost the war, sure, but that’s hindsight. It’s not exactly like he bumbled through it the whole way.

Get a tank that can hold girlfriend aggro.

Right? Can’t I just broadcast my incredibly private moments to the world without inviting all this criticism? It’s like, listen up, I’m happy as fuck, and your thoughts on the matter are not welcome here!

Um, maybe it’s because you’re filled with the magic of life and our species’ hope for the future??

Yeah I don't know what it was about FEAR but those bad guys still stick with me. They were so consistently surprising - they felt like opponents rather than targets.

I would like to fund your Kickstarter. I think you might be an indie game savant.

Are you saying that the boss fights are the best part of Shadow of the Colossus? Because... that is a silly thing to say. I agree, obviously, but it's kind of like saying the best parts of Mario are the bits with the plumber in them.

Something I yell about all the time: why has no one ever cloned Shadow of the Colossus??