Shane: Can i have sprinkels?

The couple equivalent to a day old Snickerdoodle.

What ever it is, she does it well.

I’ll remind you on Wednesday. It’s a new service I’m starting up. First five reminders are free.

Gawd you are a bore.

...a Gawker commenter that is, in fact, a man based on his past stories on his life. 1, 2, 3, 4.

...a Gawker commenter that is, in fact, a man based on his past stories on his life. 1, 2, 3, 4.

fucking GOT ME! Killer burn right there!!!

Uh oh! Did I ruffle some feathers? Tell your daddy thanks for me!

Correct, all girls are whores, but you can spot the ones with daddy issues a mile away.

Guys love girls with daddy issues, not hate them, mainly because they’re always the biggest whores!

Enjoy your court date.

But that still seems like you’d be on the hook for what you owed, especially rent, wouldn’t you?

You should just write the date 7 months past, so you don’t have to ever pay your rent. You’re welcome. Just send me the half of your savings to me in post-dated check.

And you would still owe the amount. Who actually let you out of a months rent for that BS?

Absolutely disgusting. The NBA and ABC should be ashamed for exposing their audience to that disgusting, pitiful, wrinkled excuse for a penis, and on national television no less. But enough about Joey Crawford, lets talk about this LeBron thing too.

When the people are reffering to the Onion for evidence, common sense moves aren’t very common

Big props to all the journalists covering this scandal. It’s been refreshing to see some great reporting with such a large story.

Love the ‘probably.’

The problem with your statement is - I’m not going to watch it, but I’m going to say it’s probably cool. Don’t be a group thinker. Think hard. Is this art oratory for attention?Think, think...