I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

If you told someone to come up with the most absurd response one of these guys could come up with, it would have fallen short of this. This is a gift from the gods.

“Good day to my viewers on Warner TV.” Is this a thing? Please tell me it’s a thing.

Our abridged history of video game dicks has that record, I believe. This one is a close second!

We have consistently footnoted that Simmons by all accounts is an excellent manager.

Because of the horrifying chemical preservatives they put in their dough, like BHT and who knows what else. To be fair though, pretty much any pre-packaged bread or pre-made dough you buy will contain a certain acceptable amount of ground up yoga mats to preserve freshness.

Why do they smell so bad?! Baking bread is supposed to smell good. It’s, like, a universal truth. Everyone loves the smell of baking bread. Somehow Subway manages to bake bread and the smell is nasty. I won’t eat there.

IDK though. Isn’t it important to teach kids that they have the right to consent to be around someone? What happens when you teach your kid “if someone invites you to something you have to go, even if you don’t want to” and then some guy “invites” them to come over alone...

Kind off an ironic complaint since this story centers on a special snow flake you all believe should be permitted to conscript party goers against their wills and lack of interests

Wow.

Really? That’s what your take on this is? This behavior is all due to public schools? Riiight.

Good use for those little packets! I save them up. You never know when you need to add a boost of flavour. And for those who balk at the msg, relax and continue eating your Doritos.

LITERALLY actually had a woman at the checkout counter say “Uh oh!” when buying a pregnancy test for my girlfriend-at-the-time. Who was with me. We were actually fucking happy she might be pregnant, and she thought it would be funny to try and shame her or something. Had I not been in somewhat of a hurry that day, I…

Cat/dog har removal PRO-TIP on furniture! Slowly swipe a damp sponge (a sponge you use to clean dishes, sponge side down) on chairs and couches covered in hair! They become hair magnets and group the hair on the bottom of the sponge for easy and quick removal!

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

Where are all the Lorde age truthers on this one?

I searched celebrities born in 1988, because I am currently unemployed, and I'm thinking Janel Parrish, who is apparently in Pretty Little Liars and DWTS. She did some work before, but her break was in the Bratz movie, 2006, so her fan base is probably young. She was born in Hawaii, but her mother is Chinese, and she…

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

I think the SJWs won this one hands down. You really need to read the whole article, learn about free speech and try not to act like a snowflake.

Actually, if you read the whole piece, only 8 of the team's 46 members were even at the party (the others were away playing a game), the party wasn't an official team event, and the way they've been characterized by the administration isn't exactly reflective of the reality, which is much more complicated than "SPORTS…