the “poison your food” comment at the end of his “apology” post made me LAAAAAUUUGHHH AND LAAAUUUGH oh my god.

So what’s going on in the parallel universe today, is Burlington Coat Factory involved in art forgery? Waffle House experimenting with cloning?

It goes beyond that even; sure refusing sex with your husband is a sin, but also “grimacing” is “a sinful attitude toward sex”; he’s basically condemning women for not smiling as they’re being raped.

Apology not accepted Beibs. Be less of a dickbag. Keep going.

No writer ever resented being quoted anywhere, anytime. :)

My favorite single from her album, 1589, is definitely Welcome to New Yorick. Shake it Out, Damned Spot takes a close second.

Right? Like what kind of heartless philistine could hate on this? Looks awesome.

I feel like Kourtney probably planned it. It’s very charming.

If I were rich I would definitely pay someone to carry out my elaborate plans for themed parties like this...

If I was rich, I would definitely throw elaborate themed parties like this.

Gavin and Marilyn Manson would be the most random pairing ever and I have to admit that I ship it harrrrrd! Although Gavin seems like he enjoys a more....um....aesthetically pleasing face than what Manson has to offer.

Completely agree with #2. It’s a time to sit down and use your words, not cop out with a face.

You call it science, I call it “something I wrote up instead of working out today” XD

Sure, when Justin Bieber goes outside naked and people see him it’s a violation of his privacy. When I go outside my front door in my underwear and people see me I’m “drunk and disorderly” and “no longer welcome at public parks.”

I also like that this mystery industry remains mysterious and “Jew-free” somehow.

What, was he only able to find the clitoris when on meth? That’s the only reason I can think for the holdout.

The whole “you should be happy to be paid at all!” argument is crap. Because that’s the same argument that people use all the way down to bottom tier positions in corporate jobs. It’s a cop-out.

Because that is how it is marketed.

Because there is no God.

Why couldn't it have been a Palin?