(the writer notes that Heidi’s face is “not grotesque”)

I feel like she was scared, but then stopped & thought

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

I hear Cat Fancy Magazine, too, is gonna stop showing pussies, opting instead for thought pieces by Lewis Lapham and Paula Poundstone.

That’s the one I always find baffling. I don’t think it’s impossible to be friends, or at least friendly, with an ex. But you can’t dump someone and expect to immediately transfer to this close friendship. What kind of loony tunes do you have to be to think so?

I hope the next guy is so much better for you. I’m sure you know what you mean - semantics - but I find a lack of confidence is nearly always the problem. I’m currently dating the first genuinely confident guy I’ve ever been with and it’s the first time I’ve felt really secure. He’s got insecurities but none of them…

“I’m genuinely going to miss him. He knew how to push everyone’s buttons, had no patience for the rigorous blandness of the perfectly calibrated reality program he found himself amongst, and clashed fabulously with Kris.”

Thanks for the uplifting commentary, facw!

Does she know what the word humility means?

Hey, there’s supposed to be a 48 hour waiting period to give her time to respond before you review her BathTED talk.

Everything about this is hilarious and god bless them for their bravery to document just how out of touch with reality they are

I’d at least straighten whatever the hell is hanging next to the sink before making a video I was going to post publicly, and I’m pretty grotesque.

If Grace Jones said I didn’t have a soul I’d burst into flames and die.

Ella, Billie, Phoebe Snow, Barry Manilow’s “When October Goes”. I live in Florida, but grew up in Upstate NY when October was my favorite month. I like to go with jazz and blues when we slide into October, and that’s also when I transition back to red wine and brown liquor. Mulled cider, pumpkin ales, deep voices,…

I didn’t take it personally cause this particular student has complained similarly about some of my best coworkers, and “I just don’t like it” is not a really legit complaint anyway. “I wish we did more writing/reading/explanations were better” are legit complaints, “not liking it” from someone who has been struggling…

There are some French ones, as well as some Central and South American ones (I tried the one from Chile... not so great.)

Why did I think this said “Acid-Addicted dog”? Help.

You guys! I’ve been lurking on Jezebel for years and finally decided to get myself a burner. I feel like I already know some of you since I’ve been stealth reading for so long. So, I’m coming out of the creepy shadows. Hi, there!

One of my favourite parts of Jezebel is coming onto Saturday Night Social and reading all of the wonderful, supportive responses to people in need of just that.

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)