Maximum Derek.

I have one word for you, as a reluctant and chronic-pain-dealing rehab’d attic dweller: Instacart. I could literally not eat otherwise, except pay out the nose for Grubhub deliveries. It turned out to be cheaper than getting an Uber to the store, and I don’t have to cart heavy bags up two flights ever again. I won’t…

Excellent point. Needs more of this:

Zuck is clammy, which is a very specific and upsetting form of wetness.

This story feels incomplete. Cynically, my first instinct is that this is some weird PR for Delta.

Nope, that is another Frank Lloyd Wright textile block house in LA. It is the Millard House. 

SAME. I am a candidate running for office in the midwest. I love Duckworth. But this mealy-mouthed, tepid, timid approach of other Dem candidates and of Dems in power, are driving me to DRINK. I want to go BOLD! But this free-floating fear is real and believe me when I tell you it is not limited to republican men! The…

“I think that you can’t win the White House without the Midwest and I don’t think you can go too far to the left and still win the Midwest,” Duckworth told Jake Tapper.

What if Subway just disappeared and nobody noticed?

My prediction: No More Student Loan Debt is going to win the whole thing.

Sometimes taking responsibility for your actions stings. I bet he won’t do THAT again. Still cheaper than a DUI.

OOOOOH! D’ya think the bar will invent a drink and name it after him? Like an ice cold....hmmmm....bourbon and cherry syrup or something with maraschino cherries all around the rim? Call it Your Cheatin’ Heart. Or The Flimflam.

Direct action gets the attention of the entire community, which is what gets politicians to care. And more than that, it tells the kids who are traumatized and need protection right now that 1) they have agency and 2) people care about them. Actions like this promote community and prevent PTSD.

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

Yes, he is.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

They owe her an anthroapology.

No, but I stared at the rocks long enough that I eventually saw a nice 3D sail boat.