the easiest way to make a boomer angry is to accurately describe their behavior

What kind of “cooking oil” are we talking about here?  There’s all different kinds and I’m willing to bet that some have a worse impact than others.

For what it’s worth, Ms. Sanchez was jailed on “charges related to identity theft” according to the WaPo. Not that that bears on anything, except my firm belief that the vast majority of people in jail awaiting trail shouldn’t be there because our bail/bond system is fucking ridiculous. She’d been in jail for more than…

Fuck those fucking fuckers.

1) Ms Sanchez was examined and found to be 8 months pregnant- but due dates can be iffy at most AND stress can bring about labor.

Wait ‘til it learns its real purpose in life.

People who expect armies of robots to autonomously roam around cities seriously underestimate the allure of kicking the shit out of robots.

Some of my best friends are black and white photographs.

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

The Downfall meme is back?

Oh but there was a much better answer later

I’ve never had the problem this button is designed to address, but I would like to see “tweener” buttons down the entire shirt so I can skip an undershirt without worrying that people will be able to see inside my shirt.

I’ve never had the problem this button is designed to address, but I would like to see “tweener” buttons down the…

Sounds like par for the course with climate change discussions.

Exactly. More and more data centers are being built as carbon neutral. Slap some solar panels on the roof, problem solved.

That’s 1 percent of the total annual global emissions.

as a new yorker, i can absolutely confirm to you that shitty behavior in public late at night is not even remotely limited to 13-25 year olds/under-30s. lmao

If you could steal all the bitcoin in the world they would no longer be worth anything. 

Don’t think Alexa doesn’t hear what is said

I’m looking forward to the dystopian future where I get to shoot down surveillance drones with an EMP gun.

I want my chips with the dip, that’s all I know.