You know, like in that X-Files episode.

Considering the number of socially awkward things that I imagine you must get yourself into given who you are based on what I read of you, I think that’s really saying something.

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

That really is the only explanation.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Trump is Pro-Make-My-Mistresses-Quiet

thank you for using the term ‘anti choice’ instead of pro life. Anti choice is more reflective of the actual stance.

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

A little OT but here’s yet more evidence that FLOTUS is living in a hell of her own making. I’m also seriously beginning to think he’s physically abusing her.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.

That number is way more than the $12-15 billion estimate that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cited in January and double the estimated $10 billion that Trump himself stated.

He’s kinda like this:

classic Schrödinger’s Douchebag: say something horrid, then decide whether or not it was “just a joke” once people react.

Because women’s sexuality is to be purchased for consumption via a movie, not expressed by real women in public. Duh.

Ted Danson’s creepy smile for an Emmy plz

There has to be a second season. There just has to be.... I assume NBC wants to keep Schur (and Bell and Danson) around. This season has been well received by critics and the finale especially created a lot of buzz. I don’t know what they’re waiting for, but NBC would be fools not to renew. Because the show is so…

I’m so happy to see that other people love this show! I finally caught up on the finale last night and it totally caught me off guard in the best possible way. Ted Danson at the reveal was perfect!