The better question is why we don’t just stay on DST permanently. Winter is miserable regardless.

Trump is Pro-Make-My-Mistresses-Quiet

thank you for using the term ‘anti choice’ instead of pro life. Anti choice is more reflective of the actual stance.

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

A little OT but here’s yet more evidence that FLOTUS is living in a hell of her own making. I’m also seriously beginning to think he’s physically abusing her.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Let’s keep politics out of this... ;)

They were warned. It was explained to them. Still, they persisted.

That number is way more than the $12-15 billion estimate that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cited in January and double the estimated $10 billion that Trump himself stated.

He’s kinda like this:

classic Schrödinger’s Douchebag: say something horrid, then decide whether or not it was “just a joke” once people react.

Because women’s sexuality is to be purchased for consumption via a movie, not expressed by real women in public. Duh.

The reveal gave me goosebumps. Ted Danson sold it! I’m honestly curious to see if Fake Eleanor is a better person now (is all her personal growth gone now that she has no memory or is she fundamentally changed). And Janet! Oh my goodness I can’t wait for more Janet. She stole every scene she was in.

Ted Danson’s creepy smile for an Emmy plz

There has to be a second season. There just has to be.... I assume NBC wants to keep Schur (and Bell and Danson) around. This season has been well received by critics and the finale especially created a lot of buzz. I don’t know what they’re waiting for, but NBC would be fools not to renew. Because the show is so…

That moment when Michael drops the nice facade and you see the evil shine through is an exceptional acting moment. Ted Danson should get all the Emmys for that alone.

I’m so happy to see that other people love this show! I finally caught up on the finale last night and it totally caught me off guard in the best possible way. Ted Danson at the reveal was perfect!

I LOVE THIS SHOW AND WILL SHOUT FROM THE HIGHEST ROOFTOPS THAT IT DESERVES A SECOND SEASON IF THERE IS ANYTHING GOOD AND HOLY LEFT IN THE WORLD.