Yep.  #1 answer on the board - Something heard in a rectory. 

Cy and Phyllis.

“I played for the Bills, and all I got was this son.”

All across the greater Buffalo area several of Travis Henry’s families are saying, “Yep, that is true.”

Or exactly three strikeouts.

Somewhere, on a Breitbart podcast, Curt Schilling not-so-quietly wonders to himself: “Why couldn’t I have just retired with my career record at 88-14?”

Vegas? I Like to call it Las Wages.

He should call the Corona Hotline and see if they know the answer....

Olney: “Among the Phillies prospects being evaluated by the Orioles are 23-year-old right-handed pitcher Franklyn Kilome, 19-year-old outfielder Jhailyn Ortiz, 20-year-old infielder Arquimedes Gamboa and 21-year-old right-hander Adonis Medina.”

just wait until he hears about the 🔥🔥🔥 wipes i use between screens.  Bron gonna change his mind.

Minesweeper 

Is this a Canadian thing?

For anyone else whose mind was blown by this, I highly recommend watching “Valley Uprising” on Netflix. It shows the progression of climbing El Cap and the journey from it becoming a multiple day climb using tons of equipment to this current era.

-Wayne Gretzky

I definitely did, but that’s because I was furiously masturbating.

When asked what he was doing, Green replied “What I always do. Just kickin’ it.”

Yet another intrusion of privacy by a Bay-area entity.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

All dogs go to Anaheim.