I really want to get IDDQD tattooed on my forehead, which would hurt a bunch while it’s happening but afterwards I’m sure I’d feel just fine.

I will continue to need to speak for the reasonable Jew community of this country. Engel, shut the fuck up. There is positively nothing anti-Semitic about what she said. If she was talking about any other country, this article wouldn’t exist.

Glad to have you back.

lol dude picked up his dribble!

That’s true. It’s all relative. Similarly, as Salty shared in her response, how long a dinner should be can often depend on how many people are in the party. But going back to the original email, the letter-writer presented his 75 minute time in the restaurant as evidence that he was rushed, which is ridiculous. Can…

Thank you. This comment chain really made my morning after watching another snow storm hit Minnesota. Also, you owe me a keyboard since I spit coffee on mine.

Feeling prettay prettay prettay pretty good right about now. Man, a pettier person than me might go back and look at those previous articles from Lauren and Luis, and then look at the comments and have a good laugh, but I’m not that petty. Just kidding. I am that petty. Get fucked, everybody. COYS. 

Dumb question. Is Farmer’s Market a store or is it a market where a bunch of farmers sell directly to you? Because I have never seen spices at my farmers market just fruits, veggies, and meats.

Nutmeg only grows in tropical climates. My farmer’s market in Chicago is not going to offer me tropical spices. But you wrote “bulbs of fresh nutmeg” which isn’t a thing- nutmeg is a dried seed. So maybe you meant ginger? Even so 59 cents for 20 bulbs is pretty insanely cheap. 

I love the idea that in real time the ref was like, “pivot-caught the ball-one-two-lost control-pivot-pass-legal.”
Second, we’re like two weeks from Harden just bobbling the ball from hand to hand as he walks down the court before plowing headlong into a defender actively running away from him and getting like 10…

Counterpoint - making an asshole pay for their assholery probably won’t teach them a lesson or otherwise improve their driving, because assholes never learn from their mistakes. That’s a great way to define an asshole, actually. It will however likely piss them off, and already being an asshole, drive with even more…

“Dear God No” and “Jesus Christ Man You’ve Escaped Why Would You Even Consider Returning No”.

Bullshit. I have a son who is a AAA PeeWee and I refereed youth hockey. Any scuffle of any sort it is at least a matching roughings. If a kid gets three minor penalties, it’s a misconduct and off the ice. There’s no checking until Bantams (14U) and all blow up hits are majors now. The only fight in our local league…

Not take cheap shots at skill players behind the play?

Pretty sure the comment was just mirroring the previous comment about waitstaff judging customers.  Which they do.  Everyone does it.  Relax...it is not that serious.

Forums are toxic. I see that as a benefit

that’s not what monopoly means though...

“I don’t want to objectively think about an issue, so every argument I make must include an easily dispatched strawman.”

So the Suns could supplement Los Angeles’s best offer by rerouting Lonzo and offering in compensation some combination of their own young players and draft picks.

... do you think waiting tables isn’t a good paying job? Its a job people do specifically because its one of the few jobs you can get with minimum qualifications that actually pays you enough money to live (more than retail, etc).