They called and emailed with angry, often racist screeds.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

shut the fuck up and die tomato. 

I’m gonna be THAT commenter:

Why even call them “health codes” at all, then? This change would be entirely unenforceable.

“I just want it known that I will bring about the destruction of planet earth if that happens.”

Many of the posts in response to this article are amazing examples of why we need gun control.

Question: is there even a fucking point reading this long ass screed when you start out by comparing a fucking handgun, which is a machine designed to end life or at least severely maim living things, with a spare tire, which is a spare tire? Using a little self-awareness, is the rest of your post as fucking insane…

More cables = not needed, Switch has everything you need. Don’t bother with another dock, that’s a rip off and unnecessary. Just unplug the current dock and take it with you, only make sure the power cable is easy to remove as well. An extra HDMI cable, should you need it, will be what? 2 bucks?

Maybe De Jong is his own man and trying to fit him into any of the three great player molds (two of which no longer in the league), in a team that doesn’t play for Pep anymore, is completely senseless.

Lauren, can you please take over full-time for Billy? I genuinely enjoy your concise, well-written, well-thought out articles that are not the length of Hammurabi’s Code.

Some of us like cute shit. I’d be thrilled to see a proposal. Go home if you don’t want to handle other human beings.

If taking ten seconds to applaud something is a bother, you’re a major Grinch.

Meanwhile Zeke Elliott has led the league 2 out of 3 years and somehow he can’t even get in this discussion.

The first recipe is overly complex and not worth it. The second is close to what I do, but still makes it a little more cumbersome than it needs to be.

15% has always been normal, and it always will be. Dont let them push you up. There is no logical reason it should increase. Once they get 20%, they will try to get 25%. Total tip amount increases with inflation of menu prices. 

Because she can be both a victim of something shitty and also be someone who is dumb. Her GoFundMe is in poor taste, but we’ve all seen dumb things people are willing to throw money at.

I’m here for a good time, not a long time. 

Don’t kid yourself, dude. Fortnite is squarely in microtransaction hell right next to PUBG, it’s just in a nicer room with better furniture and has a slightly better view. As far as Fortnite, “just letting people have more fun”, all of the sweaty, tryhard, wannabe pro players that show up in every match will love to…

Because thinking about it is free. At $80 right now, it’s a really hard sell to me. Maybe I’ll give it a chance to wow me if it’s $30.