“the SUPPOSEDLY much younger and healthier analyst Jeff Francoeur”

This is fucked up, as is the fact that people have to fucking steal school supplies for their children to learn. Fuck.

I don’t know, that one had a hell of an ending as well....

Ben Olson called his keeper forward—with no playoff hopes in sight, why not go all out for the win?

This would go a ways toward explaining Max’s eyes

They don’t want to change, that’s the whole point. We want them to change, which is why we are going to be responsible for effecting it.

Also a disaster problem. Logistics are no joke, even in the best of conditions, so you instead try and coordinate the shipping and distribution of billions of pounds of supplies on an island with severely damaged infrastructure and of course some of it will be lost.

Because most people don’t have six figures in savings to buy a home, or five figures in savings to buy a car, or five figures in savings to send their kids to college.

They weren’t always though. Thankfully when I went thought I got a proper government-subsidized loan with a rate around 3% (when fixed mortgages were about 7%). They knocked a quarter point off when I set up direct deposit and another quarter off when I made my first year’s payments on time. Borrowing at 2.5% is…

COTD right here

Your illiteracy is hgtyad but there’s help available. 

All Round-Up does is substitute chemicals for labor.

I strongly recommend watching at 0.5x

Maybe your wife fucked your dad.

Perhaps his next defense will be that he did plagiarize, but he did it so Kotaku could get a bunch of clicks from the stories about it.

You don’t have to be a god, your wife (who is totally real and not at all made up and just lives in Canada and that’s why nobody knows her) just has to sleep around, again, not something I would have to explain to someone who understands how the sex works.

Funny how he gets away with talking down to people in “flyover” country and being explicit about how unsophisticated they are, but when a liberal tries to explain how the government’s hands are on Medicaid and it’s all “quit being so condescending about my economic anxiety, egghead.”

Sure, that’s what it seems like to the neighbors, but when the wife and kids are out of town, Mr. Pibb is giving out handies in the bathroom at the gay bar one town over.

TBF, kids are insane so he’s also correct.