It's just kind of a funny thing, Mexican in itself is really simple fare. The fact that chefs in Chicago are getting people to probably pay 12 bucks a plate for it is fucking hysterical to me.

Yes. Yes he should. But RELIGION and PENIS.

Any religion or subset of a religion that basically backs the idea of women having cooties shouldn’t have a voice in, well, anything.

I assume the guy’s legs were broken and nobody was around to throw him in to a new seat?

I guess we should stop all satire then. By the way, my example is a true story thats happened a good 3-4 times over the years. Being someone thats family is spread out, I have had holidays with many families and always find the differences interesting.

I’m black and this is funny. All the black folk getting offended in the comments section, understand what’s serious and what is not. If you get offended at people making jokes off of black people and our customs(real or perceived), you’re in for a long miserable life.

*slow clap*

masterfully done!

“ Ain’t no black people eating those light-skinned, cold-ass pies.”
I had to hold in my laughter on this one...I thought I was the only one who thought this. LOL!

No, the Electric Slide got out because of my PE teacher. There is nothing like an angry Black ex-Marine teaching you the Electric Slide to make you remember that dance.

Curt. that you?

Honey, be glad you’re not white and going home to your very religious white family to experience the “wejus” prayer. Jesus, wejus thank you for all the people here, wejus stand in your presence and thank you, wejus thank you for the house and all in it, wejus want to say......etc. For approximately 45 minutes. If…

Look at you attacking that evil MRA. 50 internet points

I believe, with all my tiny shriveled 3 sizes too small heart, you are the best writer on this Titanic of a website.

That’s not a backhanded compliment. You are a goddamned good writer.

Growing up in Sacramento, I spent quite a bit of time around black families. My dad dated a woman who invited us to a holiday family gathering, and being a 14yr old white boy in 90’s in the height of the hip hop “backpacker” era... i got some stink eye. But like you said, just be white... I wasn’t trying to drop slang…