If I were 14, this might spark envy in my soft little brain. As a man in his 30s, I can only think that some incredibly bad decisions are going to be made in that ridiculously gaudy house, and these kids are just not ready for it.

If this sugar and plastic pile burns down it’ll probably caramelize.

Imelda Marcos. Definitely more Imelda Marcos.

Big difference. Marie wasn’t a hatable person. Melania is.  Its painfully naive vs either doesn't care or enables. 

Not doing much to dispel that whole “Modern day Marie Antoinette” reputation is she?

He was.  Where do you think they got him?

Well, in money. They received bread - and stripes.

But you gotta admit it’s pretty on-brand to shoot this video in a building where many of the builders were never paid for their work.

Gonorrhea MOD HAHAHAHAHA!

It would be sorta funny if they made this bug official, but only made it randomly happen if you pee after a woohoo.

I’m pretty sure this is the ultimate metaphor for this year. We have officially reached Peak 2020.

I’d take a fingernail golem over the actual golem made of fried chicken and Sudafed that’s in the White House now.

When I showed them the pic, my foxtail fern recoiled but my wandering jew* was like “idk.”

The avant-garde bus crashed off the cliff a long time ago.

I’ve been told by more than a few people that my fashion sense is quite good.

“People of color are struggling too much in 2020 for the promoters not to have vetted and cleared accessories for the shows,” she said.

It’s a hack!

eat stuff that makes you fart a lot and then do lots of core exercises.

You shouldn’t be able to settle out on the stipulation that you don’t admit fault. That shit don’t jive with me. 

Sunk cost fallacy. Cut your losses Bioware and just make a new, less terrible game with the same engine.