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Yeah, Oshkosh owns Motor T’s ass. My battalion had three JLTVs get deadlined for mechanical failures at 29 Palms, and then another eleven get deadlined for a safety recall, leaving us in the middle of an exercise with 60% of our normal complement of JLTVs and having to fly a team of three Oshkosh mechanics out and

I fell asleep (drowsy meds) in a skype call while we were doing prank calls and semi woke up during a call to mumble some incoherent crap about washing ostriches. It turned into a joke where we’d call truck stops and try to convince them to let our hollywood trained ostriches use the showers. Nowadays it wouldn’t

I am coming to the conclusion that Bethesda may not know what the hell its doing...

This just keeps sounding more and more like the entire game is a Vault Tec experiment.

This being 76 we’re going to find out in a week that the clone has AIDS.

I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

behold the master race

It’s not Westworld here people.  It’s not *that* complicated.

The relationship between the British press and their royalty is baffling, hilarious, and deeply creepy. “How dare our prince step back from his sacred royal duties of presenting awards, attending funerals and pretending to run charities! And just because we’ve been relentlessly abusing him and his wife for years? This

“New York City taxpayers have to pay dearly for the bad judgment of officers who ripped a baby from a woman’s arms during a visit to a human resources office last December.”

Hope the dog is okay too, the owner can go to the pound though.

Having an “advanced driver assistance” system that is JUST good enough to drive the car right up until the moment it can’t is idiotic. Humans are not wired to work very well in that sort of situation.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR

You know my PC is good enough to handle the game but I’m not really in a position where I can spend 500-1000 bucks on a VR headset. I’d reckon most people aren’t either. Plus the economy isn’t exactly on the upswing right now. So despite really wanting to play Half-Life Alyx I’m gonna have to pass simply because it’s

People put so much pressure on each other during the holidays. I am a proponent of this article and any others that recommend people chill out and celebrate without judgment.

I bet you anything there’s a trend among teens in the Pokemon world called the “Polteageist Challenge” where they drink as much of it as they can while livestreaming.

Sometimes I feel the smallest of pangs of guilt when I click on these excellently-reported Anthem articles by Jason just to see if there are any updates on Dragon Age 4.

Jason, I normally complain if you cancel a game with your mystic powers.

How Splinter and Deadspin were handled was atrocious, the having Splinter go dead and having no announcement whatsoever was shitty on the part of Spamfiller and Madman. They should have dropped in a post like this when they pulled the plug.