When I showed them the pic, my foxtail fern recoiled but my wandering jew* was like “idk.”

The avant-garde bus crashed off the cliff a long time ago.

I’ve been told by more than a few people that my fashion sense is quite good.

“People of color are struggling too much in 2020 for the promoters not to have vetted and cleared accessories for the shows,” she said.

It’s a hack!

eat stuff that makes you fart a lot and then do lots of core exercises.

You shouldn’t be able to settle out on the stipulation that you don’t admit fault. That shit don’t jive with me. 

Sunk cost fallacy. Cut your losses Bioware and just make a new, less terrible game with the same engine. 

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

Yeah, Oshkosh owns Motor T’s ass. My battalion had three JLTVs get deadlined for mechanical failures at 29 Palms, and then another eleven get deadlined for a safety recall, leaving us in the middle of an exercise with 60% of our normal complement of JLTVs and having to fly a team of three Oshkosh mechanics out and…

I fell asleep (drowsy meds) in a skype call while we were doing prank calls and semi woke up during a call to mumble some incoherent crap about washing ostriches. It turned into a joke where we’d call truck stops and try to convince them to let our hollywood trained ostriches use the showers. Nowadays it wouldn’t…

I am coming to the conclusion that Bethesda may not know what the hell its doing...

This just keeps sounding more and more like the entire game is a Vault Tec experiment.

This being 76 we’re going to find out in a week that the clone has AIDS.

I will always and forever appreciate Kotaku’s commitment to not mince words in their headlines.

behold the master race

It’s not Westworld here people.  It’s not *that* complicated.

The relationship between the British press and their royalty is baffling, hilarious, and deeply creepy. “How dare our prince step back from his sacred royal duties of presenting awards, attending funerals and pretending to run charities! And just because we’ve been relentlessly abusing him and his wife for years? This…

“New York City taxpayers have to pay dearly for the bad judgment of officers who ripped a baby from a woman’s arms during a visit to a human resources office last December.”

Hope the dog is okay too, the owner can go to the pound though.