If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

You know my PC is good enough to handle the game but I’m not really in a position where I can spend 500-1000 bucks on a VR headset. I’d reckon most people aren’t either. Plus the economy isn’t exactly on the upswing right now. So despite really wanting to play Half-Life Alyx I’m gonna have to pass simply because it’s…

People put so much pressure on each other during the holidays. I am a proponent of this article and any others that recommend people chill out and celebrate without judgment.

I bet you anything there’s a trend among teens in the Pokemon world called the “Polteageist Challenge” where they drink as much of it as they can while livestreaming.

Sometimes I feel the smallest of pangs of guilt when I click on these excellently-reported Anthem articles by Jason just to see if there are any updates on Dragon Age 4.

Jason, I normally complain if you cancel a game with your mystic powers.

I mean, io9 is already a shadow of what it used to be when it was its own independent site and not a subsidiary of gizmodo. Man remember when it did tv reviews??

How Splinter and Deadspin were handled was atrocious, the having Splinter go dead and having no announcement whatsoever was shitty on the part of Spamfiller and Madman. They should have dropped in a post like this when they pulled the plug.

Agreed, and the staff deserved so much better than having the rest of the GMG Union turn their backs on them. Kotaku, Gizmodo and Deadspin all banded together, but when Splinter got shutdown, all we heard were crickets...not even a mention of it anywhere else on kinja.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Always remember to bring an extra projectile filled will piss or shit because people, much like BTs, do not respond well to being doused in excrement and we all run into those awkward social situations where we need a quick getaway.

Recycling? I gave up on that when I saw the same truck picked up the trash and recycling bins at the same time.

Cute Animals, But The Management Sucks

I’m not sure why the letter writer brushes off the idea of seeing a child psychologist. If I were in their shoes, this is an option I would be seriously considering, and likely one I would be drawn to. I would ask my pediatrician to recommend someone, and at least give it a shot.

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

“When buying home furniture for guests to sit in, buy something somewhat uncomfortable so they won’t want to stay too long,” 

Here’s a great Unethical Life Pro Tip: Since the cowards at G/O Media have suspended comments at Deadspin, come on over to Lifehacker to tell Jim Spanfeller what a horrible piece of shit he is. Fuck you, Jim, you spineless waste of space!

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.