You got to hell and you die. 

ah yes, Sinclair “reporter” of course.

Are you saying that putting lights on a mouse pad isn't innovative? 

No one cares about your boner

You could’ve just asked people in the breakroom - educated, reasonably informed multiracial group of millennial people on the left - why they didn’t support her for president. They didn’t - we didn’t. “Kamala is a cop” was widely understood to be shorthand referencing her prosecutorial record instead of just a low-info…

Kamala got tanked by not having anything to offer that wasn’t already available from better candidates. Her only moment in the spotlight was making Joe Biden look like an out of touch old white dude which is a really low bar to aim for in the first place.

If you tumble dry them, they have a more casual look to them. Save the ironing for formal occasions.

Drake doesn’t want to date Kylie because he’s busy grooming Billie Eilish and Millie Bobby Brown ><

Juianne Hough is the same woman that was thoroughly criticized for doing blackface a few years ago, so I’m not shocked that she lacks any semblance of solidarity.

How fucked up is it to co-opt the very relevant and important #believewomen hashtag to stand on your stupid incorrect soapbox?

More likely people threw bones they didn’t want to eat away from the fire and wolves who hung around were quick to pick them up. The ones who were too shy didn’t get any and the ones who were too aggressive got killed. Those inbetween were tolerated.

“La credibilidad que se concede a las acusaciones es automática”—that the accusers were given automatic credibility.

They are hardly benign if they’re antivaxxers.

He raped kids. The fact that a legal investigation and prosecution isn’t even entering the picture is proof enough that the monarchy needs to be abolished.

Here’s the thing, we have to respect all opinions whether we like them or not.

LGBTQ groups are often just as heterophobic as the Salvation Arm is homophobic.

It’s like nobody watches the Good Place.

The relationship was never going to last, and that just seemed like the least awkward way to break it off.

“That was a great performance....for me to poop on!”

John Legend solicits donations for organizations that help with criminal justice, Hannibal Buress literally solicits donations for landlord legal funds. So nah