He never blamed her specifically, he just blamed oral sex. Also, there IS a strain of throat cancer that is caused by HPB and it is more prevalent in men. Its not STD ignorance or misogyny, it's medical science.

See I thought he was blaming his whorish ways pre Catherine Zeta Jones......cuz he was a slut.

yeah like as in “I do not believe anyone who actually knows her personally thinks she is an incredible spark”

One day, we hallucinated what Rihanna would be like without any talent or originality and bam, Rita Ora.

No One At Sony Knows Who Rita Ora Is

“Rita Ora” is the name I use to check into hotels when I don’t want anyone to bother me.

Rita Ora is figment of everybody’s imagination

Wouldn’t Jennifer Lopez not singing be a better tribute? Her limited vocal ability could be interpreted as an insult.

That is amazing. Too bad they didn’t have a ribbon at the bottom of the screen during the gas station interview. “Radical feminist lesbian porn star likes lower gas prices.”

I was walking through town once and a woman stopped me. “HII!! Wow, I haven’t seen you in forever! How are you?”

Yeah, I was pretty taken aback! I felt like saying “Well, how about YOU change your Cheeto orange bowl cut, Madame Conrad?” (And then she would have told me to say it in French. And then sent me to the principal’s office.)

and somewhere in chicago right now there’s some poor lady getting millions of questions about the state of modern feminism

I did, it was awesome. He was a stranger that crashed a party who was 19 (I was 25 or something at the time). We were the same skin/eye/hair color, were the same height, he was a little skinnier than me. He looked like the actor who would play me in a flashback of me at 19. We laughed about it. My drivers license had…

I had a doppelganger in Chicago whose name was Jackie and worked for UBS. At the time, I worked at Merrill Lynch. We never met, but about once a month, some stranger in a bar would approach me and start talking to me like I was Jackie.

Bang him.

People post all sorts of things about their life on facebook that no one else really wanted or needed to know. When that happens we just ignore it and move on. Why are parents expected to be silent about one of the things happening in their life that they care about?

When I had kids I just unfriended every cool person I knew until all I had left was family and some equally irritating parent friends. It was the only fair solution for everyone.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

My favorite is when my friends with kids who are older complain about a friend who has a kid just entering kindergarten, and they get huffy about the standard “She’s off to school for the first time!” post.