ITS LITERALLY NEVER NOT FUNNY

To be fair he should always STFU and STFD.

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

Good for you, Hodgeman!

Good for John Hodgman. Fuck Uber. They've made San Francisco extra intolerable right now. Ashton Kutcher, sit down and shut the fuck up.

lol someone posted on his post asking if he was raffey

The story begins to fall apart once you realize that actual people who troll us feminazis would probably not put that much sincere effort into pretending to be one of us unless they were pulling some sort of really strange con a la Raffey. Even then, the idea that anyone would bother juggling 3 different fake life…

Assuming any of this is true (it almost certainly isn't) how the hell does he think this story makes him look?

I like that he's just admitted that everything he ever types on the internet is a lie, yet he still expects us to believe he has a girlfriend.

Where where?

hear hear*

Well, I for one applaud the NFL for finally taking a clear, aggressive, no-nonsense stand against bad PR. It is clear that the league will no longer tolerate actions by players that cause sponsors to threaten cutting business ties. Children, wives, and girlfriends of NFL players can exhale and rest easy tonight,…

The NFL as arbiter of morality and superior judge to the legal system somehow makes me sick...and Roger Goodell dispensing justice? I really kind wanna throw up.

Yes. It's super irrelevant and awkwardly placed.

There's no way he wins this appeal. I mean, who knows more about injuring people while showing no meaningful remorse than the NFL?

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

Ok guys, I get it. He's delusional.

John Oliver proved himself to be popular and well-liked by an American audience before he got his own show, but nice try.

YOU MADE HIM, YOU KEEP HIM. DEAL WITH IT.