For this reason, I want Ellen Barken and Alan Arkin to become Ellen and Alan Arkin-Barken.
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Seriously the way they talk ... reminded me of conversations I've overheard in middle school. I'm sure it would be epic bro's. I'm sure you guys would kick so much ass that you'll both get a movie deal and be immortalized as the most badassed badasses that have ever had asses.
Anti-abortion groups oppose assisted suicide, they say, for the same reasons they oppose abortion: because every human being should live from the moment of conception until their "natural" death.
"This Wife has Vowed to Widow Her Husband Very Soon."
It's especially delicious because his PR firm was standing behind him up until Thursday; they had swallowed the ol' "jilted ex-lover making up lies, bitches be crazy" story he'd fed them. But now, after a popular actress/military captain & an author/lawyer have come forward publicly, Navigator was all like "whoops,…
Now that's it's beyond obvious this guy has been sexually attacking women for years, all that's left is to watch his defenders switch their arguments from "Jealous bitches are always lying about sexual assault / You people don't understand kink / We don't know all the facts!" to "He obviously has an untreated mental…
Just seeing his face makes my skin crawl and my stomach churn.
I've a similar story to your dad. Going to try and not out myself/town but it may be squinky.
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE SAD CLOWN PIKCHERZ???
The stroking touch felt feathery. That's the best way I can describe it. Feathery and gentle. I have never gotten an angry or evil sense. It never tries to help us though either. I imagine the spirit is just kind of confused about who we are, why we are in their house and why we are so loud.
When I was a kid I used to go to church with my aunt and uncle every Sunday, and after church, my aunt would go up in her painting studio and paint and I would mess around and play pretend or whatever in the living room. One weekend in November when I was 9, my uncle went out of town to go hunting, so my aunt and I…
We live in a hundred-year old brownstone. When we moved in, my second child was just starting to talk, and he would often talk to the wall, it seemed, and he would laugh and laugh. Once he started talking better I asked him who he was talking to and he answered, "The man." When I pressed him, he said, "The man who…
Between 2006 and 2008 I was a Mormon missionary. My mission was in Utah (yeah). One night in December of 2006, I was serving in Springville, Utah with my companion. We got dinner at a local mexican place. While we were there we met a mother and her 16 year old daughter from Oaxaca (my companion and I were both…
Dude, I LOVE stories about the Fairies and give them a wide goddamn berth in general. She got off light.
Yeah, I prefer to think that maybe one of the original owners of the house is there and watching me with a newborn baby made her remember how hard it was and she gave me a little stroke on the face of support. Or it was just a creepy perv ghost who wanted to see my boobs.
Context: I am recounting an experience that I had about 8 years ago when I was a sophomore in college in West Chester, PA. I am recounting it to the best of my ability but some details might have been lost due to the time passing and the fact that I try not to think about this all that often.
My mother comes from the Isle of Man, which is about halfway between England and Ireland. There's a place called the Fairy Bridge and it's considered wise to greet the fairies when you're passing it, or they might get angry with you and you don't want that. When Mum was about 10, she had a girl friend from England who…
Ahhhh!! I've been waiting all year for this feature. I don't really have any ghost experiences, but I have had bizarre dreams involving dead people from my life. I had a lot of dreams involving my grandmother after she died, but the most recent one happened about a month ago. I dreamed that I was meeting my entire…
People who pay for "artisanal" ice cubes are the same kind of assholes who buy an aged, beautifully cooked $40 dollar steak and then cover it in ketchup.