Doldrums what you're talking about is called essentialism.

I must ask, respectfully: Does this make any actual sense to you or are you joking? You treat people differently but with the same amount of respect?! Is that like separate but equal facilities?

Uh, doesn't work that way, doldrums. There's no such thing as a non-hostile, non-hurtful racism. If you mean you don't spit on people of color as they walk by, well, good for you (sarcasm). If you continue to support and perpetuate racism, even if it's just in your acquiescence to a racist culture, then you're being…

Exactly! How else would you know you're pretty unless men twice your age followed you in their cars for two blocks telling you all about what they want to do you in explicit detail?! It's like some women think they don't need or want validation from strange men! SO WEIRD.

Sexual harassment lets me know I'm pretty.

Can we get any products today that aren't somehow trying to be sexy?

I'm just going to quote Jonah Ray on that beard, while bowling with Hamm for the Nerdist network, "You look like the hobo that killed Don Draper!"

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THE EXCLAMATION POINTS YES!!!

Pretty sure she'd just get up, sigh loudly, and lock herself in the bathroom until he leaves.

I believe that correlation is simply called "bad taste."

So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between people who fawn over Adam Levine and those who enjoyed/will defend to the death Fifty Shades of Gray? Or is it just mediocre people in my life?

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time

That's a fair point. I also found myself wondering about if the races were swapped: if a black man shot a white teenaged girl in the face would it have taken this long for charged to be filed?

Yes, she put other people's lives in danger by driving drunk, but I'm curious if the police took the shooter's BAC, too.

"That's for sure!"

Consistency is hard.

"I'm confident when the evidence comes it will show that my client was justified and acted as a reasonable person would who was in fear for his life," Wafer's attorney told the Detroit News.

REMEMBER LADIES, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEAN IN.