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Pulling up a chair to that party.

Nope. I'm done with this year.

This makes me angry.

There was a commercial on TV recently that stated that 1 in 3 girls will be sexually assaulted in their lifetime. My husband's friend was over, and expressed disbelief at the statistic. He asked why more women didn't report it if they were completely innocent.

Mmmkay well Friday 5pm can kick in now...

Was I the only who was hoping Jules and Mimi was real at the time?

I assume he wants a hot, obedient, non-feminist, brain-dead heiress.

You should respond by demanding he write a comprehensive meta analysis on the historical context of a white man appropriating the work of a black woman on white appropriation of black culture. Serve him right.

Ask the teacher to send you a copy of one of this kid's other writing assignments. Post it to Jezebel with your name on it.

First of all, that apology is written at a level I would consider to be well below collegiate — more like a 6th grade book report level. How could he think he'd be able to present your article as his voice? But secondly:

Not until I'm jetskiing in Barbados with Rihanna.

Maybe you could request that he write this letter in longhand 1000 times and then send it to you.

I always tell my students: if you can find it on the internet, SO CAN I.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

How can feminists end up with all these abortions when they are all man-hating lesbians? I find all this so confusing.

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

I like that the guy who wants to be President thinks that "like a college paper" is some overdemanding, super-rigorous standard.

My company was in the Trade Center, and we lost about 350 colleagues on September 11th, including most of the senior management of the IT Department. One of the only survivors was a complete and total douchebag.