HIS actions went unnoticed? HIS ACTIONS? HIS???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

"Why Female Soldiers Were Finally Added to Call of Duty's Multiplayer"

"Our previous engine would not handle that. The way memory worked in the previous engine, it never would have been able to do that."

Wait...there was a technical limitation that prevented them from reskinning the existing skeleton?

Haha, I kind of wish they did do the height difference. If only because it would obviously mean wailing from the community as they're forced to give up their macho characters in multiplayer and choose the smaller, harder to hit lady character.

I almost can't handle Jezebel's sudden discovery that she's not the Great Talent Of Our Times. It's like, you don't say???

It's hard not to be smug now that it seems like everyone else is discovering how boring Lady Gaga is, but damn it I'm glad I'm not the only person rolling my eyes anymore.

Well, maybe it'll die out for now, but just wait a few days and it'll get resurrected by some other site.

It;s really nothing to get hung up about.

Ugh, now we get to read all the comments form people getting cross about this. :(

Hmm... no mention of the situation that precipitated the hashtag, in which Jezebel is complicit? Okay.

Oh my god, you just brought another entire layer of ick and squick to this!

Maybe I should try putting one on MYSELF with my own feet. That would be an achievement worthy of posting on facebook.

I read that comment in the worst possible way.

B-b-but my rights as a white person.

And here I was using my eyelids like an asshole.

yea girrrrl spread them foot germs allovahhhh

so you put your feet all over something that then goes inside you?

As a man, may I just say NOOOOOOOPE.

As a friend put it, "It's amazing how quickly she's gone from fun 80s Madonna to insufferable current Madonna."