Hanks ain’t no angel. 

“all i got was one xanax” the fuck? “All I got was 500 gallons of horse tranquilizer, I don’t understand!!!” I have to split my Xanax into quarters and even then I sleep for two days or I’m too high to walk, see, or talk. 

Trash. Even without knowing the personal views of those involved, it is clear the film was created as a defense and justification. Like, I already know women sometimes like rough sex. But this film exists specifically so people could point to it when discussions of sexualized violence come up. It’s to frame the…

Who cares? I care. “encouraged”? Fuck off, not an excuse, also not even true. 

They can both fuck off. 

“Oh boy does it deliver” does it though? 

Bon & Viv is better, even!

As a former bartender I can assure you that vodka tonics are among the Chad and Beckys of mixed drinks.

I find that hopeful. Thank you.

“Tipsters also claim that Hayden Panettiere has not seen her daughter since February, continuing the outdated line of thinking that the onus of raising children must always falls on women.” oh good lord shut the fuck up. Just because patriarchy exists doesn’t mean we don’t call people out when they abandon their child…

“this is a dumb obtuse hill to die on” oh so you already know

Given we’re in a housing crisis and my condo went up a quarter of a million dollars in value in the past three years, yes, yes I’d say people do move to Seattle.

I can assure you that when my stomach dropped, it wasn’t because “the flood of phone calls I will get from vendors pitching their products.”

I grew up in the fundamentalist Evangelical church around the time this book was popular (my father was a pastor) and I knew a couple, both in their mid-20s, who “courted” and had their first kiss literally on the altar on their wedding day.

and I guarantee if she’d worn more stuff from Target, or from Wal Mart, people would be discussing how she propped up big business and the wasteful fast fashion industry. Really can’t win.

“had a fantastic stylist and tailor and access to top notch fashion” hate to break it to you but that’s a LOT of what being perceived as fashionable actually is. What a weird pedantic way to tear someone down.  

I’m guessing they got the ring for free. 

The learned helplessness thing is so fucking exhausting. If you want something to change, Kourtney, you can change it! You have something a lot of people don’t: money. And a platform. Instead of pretending you’re just like every other rich mom in Southern California, like it’s god’s fucking gift to the world that you…

OK yeah dooon’t pretend that sashimi and sushi fish are fully frozen before they’re served—they’re not, it’s not good for the quality of the fish. Instead they are held at a near-freezing temperature that keeps it preserved and also kills the parasites. It’s not like those hunks of halibut you find in the deep freezer…

The articles on this site always come off as such a scattered hodge podge of random stories, not tied together by any particular focus than what the Jezebel writers were all chatting about that day (or what was popular on Reddit and Twitter 36 hours ago). In this case, it seems like you guys have forgotten that Gawker…