Behind the scenes, the blinds say Kroll was cheating on her AND trying to control her career. Good riddance to him!

for ten yaers, apparently

You people who write content for Gawker for free are such suckers.

And shitty writers too. “Depressingly unusually”?

I’m your size, and I’m not fat, so fuck off.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

You guys are like really on top of things.

Dude admits he’s a bad feminist, subsequently gets a several thousand word interview about realizing it. Yes, yes this is great for feminism.

Oh give me a fuckign break. The vast majority of the time that is not going to be the case and had it been, I’m sure the server would have been accommodating instead of annoyed.

Aww it’s cute she thinks we’ll believe she ever attended a class.

My boyfriend and his ex created a critically acclaimed video game together and I wouldn’t say I’m necessarily jealous of that, but I do resent that she got to have the creative, soul-binding experience with him that I want to have, and I worry that the closeness resulting from the situation will draw them back…

Given that the records have been changed to reflect the name Caitlyn, you say Caitlyn, why is this so hard for you.

How is it patronizing and infantilizing to be looking out for a woman who has had severe health issues that can be easily exploited? Give me a break.

Of course he was from Long Island.

Right. Emma Roberts physically abused Even Peters but there was no drama when they broke up.

Not necessarily. My sister’s baby never cried. When she got older and still hadn’t started talking they took her to the doctor and found out that she had a rare muscle condition in the throat that had been preventing her from vocalizing.

America hates kids because they hate women and they hate the poor. Good rich people get abortions if they get pregnant before marriage, which is okay because they’re white and have money so it’s different. Then when they have children they want to keep, they pass them off to the hired help.

She will as soon as you do.

you care so much that you just can’t stop yourself from replying

*You’re* a waste of time.

No big deal? Um yes, it was a big deal.