Property is genderless.

Taylor Swift’s dad was a senior vice president at Merril Lynch, its pretty difficult to be more privileged than that without being related to royalty.

You get a modified FitBit, to make sure you’re maintaining a healthy amount of Basic behavior.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

These fuckers got to hear a DJ set from one of the most accomplished and innovative artists in the world and they’re complaining?

Wife-beating Bill Murray’s shit isn’t cute, if it ever was. The fuck out of here you narcissistic, violent asshole.

This is totally off topic and I apologize. Between my job and Christmas I will not be able to post much until well in to the new year.

It’s probably a generational thing. I’m sure you cared when Frank Sinatra left whatever boy band he was a member of back in the day.

I’m not particularly pleased with police these days and I’m certainly not pro-Trump but... I’m not sure your number is accurate there. Call it a hunch.

Based on previous experience, mine would slap a “sorry we missed you” tag on the door without ringing the bell, anyway.

I think we can do a good job at commending both of them for their actions here. Neither one deserves to have their actions taken less seriously.

Sign me up for this ban. After 20 odd years working retail this is the time of year I dread most. Not for the crowds of people angry “I can’t believe you’re sold out of ______, it’s December 24th! How could you be sold out?!”. Not for the general insanity. But those damn Christmas songs. I feel like that character…

Yet a four star general who did the same thing was never prosecuted.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

No, I’m just a scientist who experiments with animating non-living matter. My sofa was the first successful attempt. His name is Brandon and he’s held down a job as a road-side sign-twirler for over a month now.

She’s married to a stripping werewolf now. It’s over, bro.

This woman, Ann Dowd, gives one of the finest performances by any actress that I have ever seen anywhere. What she says in the first season of this show, without saying a single word, could fill the Bible. She is remarkable.

Westworld Season 2 subplot IMO.