let players decide where they want to play.

As a Milwaukeean, and. Bucks fan, I would be 100% okay with the Bucks pulling him from those games.

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

THIS is my favorite WYTS every year, and every year it’s incredible.

One of my favorite things about the video of fans reacting to the pick is the lone Packer fan laughing his ass off in the background.

Glad you asked! The following breweries are good to great:

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

That Pirates-Brewers series was a doozy. Pirates basically blooped their way to two of the victories. No game decided by more than 2 runs. Brewers blew leads in all of the games (3 of which were late-game blown leads). Brewers were like 5-31 with RISP.

Hang on. How is it possible that my two favorite craft beers broke the Quintana trade?

I know it won’t last but the Brewers are 5.5 games up on both the Cubs and Cards at the All-Star Break, in a rebuilding year. This is kinda fun.

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

I think the Kingslayer will become the Queenslayer.

You think they’re gonna be led by Gendry or something?

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

The Boys from Brazil (1978)

I know we’re just flyover country, but you should really check out the Brewers’ bullpen.

Other pros were talking about how wide the fairways are.

With grass that tall I’m surprised that hes not running and screaming away from swarms of our state bird.

Dear Deadspin,