“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

You can say you’re from Milwaukee. That’s fine. What I don’t like is the “...so I really don’t care about the Bucks.” This implies people from Milwaukee don’t care about the Bucks. Do not loop in the rest of Milwaukee with your opinion on basketball. Plenty, and I mean PLENTY, of Milwaukee residents are absolutely…

He’d just prefer a hockey team...

Well, enjoy not talking to people for a few years. Milwaukee has several of the best young stars in the sport with a future MVP candidate among them.

Here’s a more accurate description:

Watching Monte Ellis in a playoff game is like watching diahrea dry on the sidewalk. He has no business being there but I can’t stop looking at him nonetheless.

ay bby u wnt sum mtamucl?

Already have mine.

This was my Marty. I miss him. He was a good ass boy.

RODGERS: Hey coach, things are going great with Olivia, I’m going to ask her to marry me.

Any of Bob Uecker’s home run calls. “Get up! Get up! Get outta here.... GOOOOOONNNNEEE!” Sounds of summer in Wisconsin.

Good to hear after a lifetime of being outnumbered by Bulls fans in the Bradley Center.

I’m from Milwaukee and I assure you we are also very jealous and in a state of existential dread. Just in a general sort of way though.

I haven’t seen officials get something about Wisconsin this wrong since, well, the DNC last November.

Every Chicago suburb thinks they’re Chicago. It’s a real sickness.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

/Trump checks Twitter, watches video of the injury

That La La Land producer is who we all want to be in that moment. Decisive, understands priorities, gets the proof out there ASAP, and his hand was steady as a fucking rock holding that card up for the cameras to read.

Lakers brass has reportedly expressed excitement over Lavar’s comments noting “If he only wants to play for the Lakers and we end up drafting him, that means he’ll be happy to be a Laker.”

Wisconsin: Minnesota is annoying but Illinois can eat a dick.