Let's be perfectly clear. The Bucks are not tanking. If they wanted to tank they would've kept Gary Neal and Caron Butler. They're legitimately terrible.

Is this the Bucks' efficiency chart or Herb Kohl's vitals?

And all this time I thought Nightmare Bear was Dave Wannstedt. Who knew?

Bucks fan here. No thanks. I've said it too many times already.

Don't tell me this didn't cross your mind either:

I envision every one of these "Fails" to be punctuated by a "Thanks Obama" punchline.

I use the free version of CarMusic for landscape mode. It's a little buggy but works OK for what I need it for.

Hmm...

My personal favorite: Spinal Tap "Christmas with the Devil"

You got what you wanted tiger, how does it taste?

Where have you gone, Ceres meteor,
Our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you

I'm just assuming it's "Seymour". Because awesome.

Did someone say "sleazy"?

...follow the blueprint of a small-market NBA team and simply let good players flail around...

Segura would have to murder someone to get any attention, apparently.

Vintage Ray Allen Bucks jersey. Worst Bucks trade ever...

Crushed by the cold, hard logic of a Venn diagram. Outstanding.

Worst owner in sports? Herb Kohl might have overtaken Sterling now.

This still hurts. Killed that fucking band.