Fuck that. Maybe college basketball is different or maybe Duke is particularly hatable, but as a Carolina fan, it is the fans themselves that fuel much of my desire to see Duke lose.

I actually have a fairly nuanced take on this, which is that I root for my rivals in any game that wouldn’t award them a conference championship, national championship, or some other important credential. My closest reference is college basketball: As a Carolina fan, I would prefer Duke win any game that’s not against…

I actually have a fairly nuanced take on this, which is that I root for my rivals in any game that wouldn’t award them a conference championship, national championship, or some other important credential. My closest reference is college basketball: As a Carolina fan, I would prefer Duke win any game that’s not against…

I’m pretty sure if they’re playing ISIS, the loser dies.

Damn, this identity thing is really complicated.

Damn, this identity thing is really complicated.

Jeez, this identity thing is really complicated.