A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

It's not supposed to be better. It's better for you, though, and it's worth mixing in occasionally.

I think it's a mistake to treat spaghetti squash like it's a substitute for actual pasta. This just causes you to be hyper-attuned to the differences between it and actual pasta. Treat spaghetti squash like its own thing and it's delicious.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Chief Brunelle later added that one of the suspects tried to get rid of some of the biological evidence with bleach, but failed in that attempt.

It figures that the Six Winter Springs High football team runs a no-option spread.

"These woods over here?"

The Big 12 media laughed nervously, as they heard that exact same line from Larry Eustachy many, many times.

Oh sure, but when RGIII leaves the game in the first quarter it's perfectly fine.

True, and Dwight is very good at throwing bricks.

And I'd rather be hit by a car than be President.

Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather be an astronaut than any of these other things.

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

If that headline were true, I'd imagine Sam, Jr. would be looking for his Dad, then.

I wish Dirk talked more, he's so quotable. The best was last week on the Ticket when he said he makes Chandler Parsons pay for dinner "because it's my money anyway."

I haven't been able to understand the Assassin's Creed games for years now. I try them every now and again - I've played 1, 2, Brotherhood and Black Flag - but it just feels like the same game repeated ad nauseum. Even Black Flag, the so-called "reinventor" and "savior" of the series, was so clogged and bloated with…

Our friends at San Antonio-based Texas Armoring Corporation take their jobs very seriously. So seriously that they're willing to put their lives in the line to test their own products. Would you sit in a car while someone shot at you with an AK-47?

Okay I'll bite.