Didn't take long for the candy bar truthers to arrive

See, Giants fans? THAT'S how you act like you've been there before.

Everyone is making puns and jokes but I wonder the chances of this guy actually being dead are, as opposed to just leaving town and starting a new life.

I sort-of concur with what you say and you & your wife have a fair point that it's ironic that there are fields where technology has simply taken-off while leaving other areas stagnant. If you look at the internal combustion engine, it's basically remained the same since its conception. Yes, there have been…

I won't disagree, but so would a world war, let's be honest.

Aren't there Heisman Trophy winners that don't make it in the NFL?

Upon receiving notice that Michael Sam beat up his boyfriend, he was subsequently re-instated and appointed team captain.

Sam is seen here practicing a classic Cowboy tradition: mimicking Michael Irvin.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

He just likes big bones, that's all.

that fat dog is also a stupid dog. it could conserve precious calories by relaxing its forelimps and sliding its big fat body across the floor like a fat wheelbarrow made of fat.

It looks like he's lost some weight too. Meth?

Definitely looks, uh, happier.

When the Earth's rotation reaches a brief but perfect equlibirum, when the warm breezes of summer lay down to allow a refreshing coolness to blow off the Mississippi and through the Arch, a singular moment in time is reached. Who can seize those pockets of temporality — those singular crevices in the march of time…

That lady in the back looks so depressed.

Spelled counsel wrong, esquire.

If you ain't catchin' TD's, just sit back and catch some Z's.

So we're just not going to talk about the guy asleep behind him then?