"Fuckin' idiots. You never take a picture."

I hate to date myself but Unreal came out before GPUs. Back in the "Good Ol' Days," we used to call them Video Cards. PCI or AGP Voodoos, TNTs, and ATI Rages (due to the anger the card invoked due to poor performance) based cards running 3dfx Glide or Open GL dominated the scene. Ah those were the days!

What idiot thought vehicles belonged in Unreal Tournament...sigh.

How embarrassing it must be to have your mugshot posted online — having already been arrested — only to find out that you look like Dan LeBatard.

Been around Houston Hobby? Even the birds know to stay away.

Several passengers interviewed said the bird deaths were the "most pleasant" part of the entire United experience.

YAY!

Any coslpay with a beat up 94 grand prix in the back ground is doing it right.

Arguing that DQ is part of the "suburbanization" of Manhattan just reinforces the idea that (some, read: Gothamist, EVG, etc...) NYCers are incredibly, and pridefully, insular. While there are DQs in suburbs, DQ is first and foremost a small town company/experience (which is as fundamental of a difference as between…

"Zamperini's death moved Drew Magary to write an article without capitalizing an entire sentence."

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

Doubled the value of this concrete

Loose nut behind the wheel.

It wasn't a mechanical issue. It was a mechanic's issue.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

LOL I've tried playing some of my old favorites on emulators from time to time and I wonder how I ever felt these games were a fair challenge.

Did a Kid with a Brain Tumor Really Cut Ronaldo's Hair?