As I expected after reading the title alone. The comments are filled with rage against parents as if their sole purpose in life is to be tied to their children 24/7 x 365 days a year.

Yep if I was Albert Pujos or josh Hamilton id be watching out. Seems like an easy way for teams to recoup some of these huge contracts.

Typical NBA. Everyone around is him getting major contact, but the star ends up whining about being hacked while he's travelling.

Dan made a mockery of the HoF voting by showing that a crowd of pun-making sarcastic internet commenters put out a better ballot than many of the "experts". I can understand why they would be defensive.

Games don't kill people. People that want to kill people, kill people.

Oh bless your heart, to be as young as you again!

Yes, zombies can go under water.

At the end of the night, these goddamn kids have gone through so many plates and cups and spoons that the dishwasher is ready to suffer an inguinal hernia. It's more crowded than a fucking nightclub in there.

Great coach and great recruiter in Florida. As a USF fan, I'm very happy to see him move on. Once he gets a QB, Texas will be back.

I usually take a booze free month in the Spring. Its the best weight loss plan ever and it ensures that I will not be one of those guys that swims with a t-shirt on during Summer.

Well, in that case, you sound like an expert on the subject.

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

Speed is never a cause of death in an accident. Suddenly becoming stationary? That is what gets you.

This. He's the sporting equivalent of a professional US Weekly reader.

I kind of feel like Chris Kluwe's "activism" stopped being about the actual cause and started being more about Chris Kluwe a little bit ago.

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.

Projected Cowboys draft picks, 2014:

Plenty of owners are worse. The ownership carrousel that is the Browns comes to mind. And yes I know it was 20 years ago or so, but Jerry being himself did something to bring 3 Super Bowls wins. If anything, the coaching has been awful.

My money,my team,my way or the highway. If you don't like it,make a offer. Let's start the bidding at $2 billion. No then I guess your other choice is wait till I die.