Just put them all in, the only people who care are stupid ass baseball beat writers.

These are all so so horrible.  Bless you and your work situation.

I was a paid congressional intern in 2005. Pretty much everyday was getting over hangovers in the swamp, giving capitol building tours and making copies. The job is terrible.

I remember hearing that this game was released, went to gamestop, and they only had one copy and the gamestop nerds had no idea what the game was... .I didn’t leave my house for a week after I bought it.

You think a team unwilling to change it’s racist name would take a flyer on someone protesting race?

You prioritize the MVP. Draymond Green is a great player, but ultimately, expendable.

There’s a whole subset of fans that think USGP should be pulled out of Austin just because it is in Texas.  People are idiots.

30 tall

Contract with America had term limits for HJ Res 73 (yes, HJ), but it didn’t get 2/3 the vote.

But he can’t catch balls, he has no speed, his route running is as crisp as week old iceberg lettuce, he essentially is a skinny tight end at this point.

Once Upon a Time in the West is the GOAT.

How about this shirt: “Jacinth Baker & Richard Lollar were people too”

Voted for W., voted for McCain, voted for Hilary (I did not feel good about that at all, but better than Trump), voting for Beto despite he wants to restrict the industry I work in.... oh how things change.

Where the fuck is Tatu

The setbacks not only apply to surface hole location but the entire path of the well.... so yeah setbacks matter and despite what Deadspin readers think, this will literally cripple the O&G industry, which is a bad thing, in Colorado. Companies will move out and jobs will be lost, tax revenue will disappear etc.

They did an excellent job sticking to sports for Ray Lewis. 

Stop it with this logic!

We have a 4.5 year old boy, and a 1 year old girl... so they both go in the double stroller.  Those little legs get tired pretty quickly.

The flu doesn’t discriminate. You can be in perfect health, peak psychical fitness and still get it, and still die because of it. 

I bet 50 v 50 happens in Blackout, I don’t think there are any technical feats to overcome that aren’t already in place.