Odessa, Texas.... good luck.  Place is a real shithole.

Him and Jerry Jones have quite the vernacular.

Last time I made pitch like this, as a disenfranchised former-Republican looking for reasons to vote steadily Democratic (shit even though I did vote for Hilary), the only responses I got were “fuck off rot in hell”.

Whoa wait I can download blast corps on xbox?

Stupid games? They were hiking and she slipped. Unless it comes out that they were doing handstands on the ledge then this seems more like a tragic accident than some evel knievel stunt.

Definitely not the right reader group for esports on deadspin. Sure esports are cool, but I didn’t realize there were dedicated writers and now I understand why there were so many esports articles on deadspin, yet deadspin could barely spit out 4 articles on the US Open.

21 people died in 18 years?  Yeah that’s normal.

Yeah, because why would they all be fighting each other?  Aren’t they all on the same team against whatever?

But this paves way for them to GIVE guns away instead of TAKING guns away!  So free gun right?

12 beers later you are restrained with zipties in the back of the airplane while they find the quickest airport to land at to haul your ass to jail.

How old are you?  Do you have kids?  The prior two questions doomed my gaming career.  

I like to imagine that Whataburger and DQ both have giant cauldrons of of scorching hot, bubbling gravy in the back of each location.

Rumor around summer camp when I was a youngling was that the ticks with white dots carried lime disease.

Bring back the two door tahoe.  My high school hero days need revisiting.

Do you feel the same way about every other sport where the venues aren’t exactly identical?

Last year the players destroyed the course. Year before that USGA fucked up the greens so bad at Chambers Bay. USGA is so hit and miss.

80% of the field that anyone cares to watch won’t make the cut unless they play out of their minds today.

I’m 33 and I bet I’ll be in my 40s before some of these titles come out....

As a father of two in my mid 30s... this is disappointing. My gaming sessions can be interrupted in an instant and I have to drop the controller.

How can TMZ even have time for this when they are so busy trying to find distressed mom’s 911 calls about their drowning child?