I drive by the Austin Ferrari dealership on my way home from work every single day. In their show room, I see cars. So if I had a briefcase full of money, I couldn’t walk in and buy one? What’s the point of a dealership if you can’t walk in and buy a car?

Focused more on juicing cars for nurburgring times?  

Their instagram account is golfgods. It’s an utterly retarded account. Just a bunch of bros running each other over in golf carts, then some shots of a “titties” hat.

If one was to tell me that during your athletic prime you would make millions of dollars trying to play a sport you can’t compete at a professional level, I would take that any day.

My younger, 21 year old, brother in law knows not of stifler’s mom. I cried.

It’s almost like no one at foxtrot has any idea about anything related to what they are writing about.

I loved Operation Flashpoint, spent hundreds of hours on it making levels and battles, using modds etc. However since then, all my computers have been laptops.

I don’t think countries broadcast to anyone who and where their VIPs are in the air. Unless this pilot was given actual intelligence, I’m not sure how he would have known. His superiors might have known, but the Russina plane in question was probably not marked like air force one.

We would do this in college. Let’s say our school’s football game was at night, well, get up and hammer through the day on a saturday, no care in the world, then go out afterwards.

So we blast a Syrian jet out of the sky overnight and not a peep from Foxtrot Alpha?

I like the comparisons, but as you mention, even those comparisons overblow the situation. This is Formula 1 vs Mario Kart.

My 100lbs male weimaraner ate a box of popeyes fried chicken, including the box, the plastic bag, all bones and condiment packets.

Get a smoke n sear and you can smoke brisket!

Get a smoke n sear and you can smoke brisket!

I have a gas grill, a pellet smoker and a charcoal cooker. My charcoal cooker stays covered up, haven’t used in a 2 years. I previously owned a big offset stick burner too.

I have a gas grill, a pellet smoker and a charcoal cooker. My charcoal cooker stays covered up, haven’t used in a 2…

It could be literally anybody, including a towel boy.

east texas?

Phil has 4 top ten finishes this year, ranked 23 in OWGR and 36 in FedEx Cup.

Calling “juevos” nuts is very confusing. I think you mean huevos (eggs)? Even more, at least in S Texas, we say cojones.

No surprise Rex has tact given his past employer. Just shows you CEOs come in all different shapes and hand sizes.

I want martinis to stay cold. Please serve it to me in a quadruple reinforced stainless steel rambler that weights 3 lbs.