Teenagers in malls, walking around just for the hell of it, wondering why their sbarro closed down.

I understand your concern, my issue is that none of Tolkien's works are airtight. Lots of loose ends and questions never answered. So yeah Tolkien probably never envisioned this, but that's not to say it couldn't happen in the universe he created. As long as it doesn't turn out that this guy is actually Aragorn,…

Can't tell if your last sentence is sarcasm...

Any bad things going to happen if I do a one hour bootcamp that focuses on HIIT 3 days a week in the morning, and then lift weights those three days during lunch? My schedule really doesn't allow for much wiggle room.

oh that's just horrible

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

No. I'm from Dallas. But you were right about one of your other guesses.

do not put chili oil on your balls

Let me guess, mid cities? Beer belly and goatee?

Thank you for this. First thing I read after a shitty all day meeting. Turned my mood around 180 degrees.

Yes its awesomely cheap for a 12 pack, plus decent beer.

I like the idea of using beer for cooking. As long as you are a decent griller who knows how to control flare ups, the HCA and PAH deal shouldn't be an issue.

Yeah must not be American study. Pork in the US is incredibly lean, almost on par with Chicken. Beef in America has much more fat that chicken or pork.

Sounds like a Hollywood casting couch call... or whatever they are called.

This happened to me at Wolddancer Golf Course in Bastrop TX. Though it was bees instead of hornets. It was not fun at all, they got in my shirt and stung the shit out of me. People in the group behind us just saw a slightly overweight dude running around arms flailing and rip his shirt off. BEES!!!! THEY ARE…

I received the Le Creuset press for a wedding present, I tried using it with fresh ground coffee and it came out way too light. I was dismayed and went back to my drip coffee maker. I then bought some turkish coffee and used it in my keurig... fail as the coffee turned into mud because it was so finely ground. Then…

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Damnit he's a better putter than me.

I think he'll be fine with people who are bland. Letterman gave people crap all the time, Colbert can do that as well. His style fits Letterman's style more so than Jay Leno. Colbert is a good dude and I'm glad to see him get rewarded.

Agree. Like seeing monthly interest, net worth, and total fees paid. When you start tagging expenses that mint doesn't understand then it gets even better.