I mean, xenophobic bullshit is one way to divert the conversation, certainly.

... ... ...I believe you forgot someone... ... ...

Fuck, there’s a moon for 100 jumps?... guess I need to go back. 

I like the first who went all “The only way to stop a bad gust with an umbrella is a good guy with an umbrella”.  Fight fire with fire they say...

I was skeptical this was going to be a contrarian take, but this is actually some good digital journalism. Now I only wish I hadn’t posted his workplace phone number, HR contact, and home address on reddit.

As someone who doesnt care about cycling at all, that might actually get me to tune it for a moment.

Dude, the Caterham is still the best:

Bruh, you don’t put it there

Any Tesla.

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Front loading washer.

Only implied oral consent.

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.

This coward couldn’t even narc on his own? He enlisted the clerk? If I were that clerk I would have told him to fuck off. 

Great. I just finished painting my daughter’s room and now Ivanka ruins it.

Jessica on Fresh Off the Boat is always saying all white people look alike and are interchangeable. I always treated that as a good joke...until now.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Everyone try again tomorrow.

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.

As much as I want to be like “Well, that’s crowdfunding.” the fact of the matter is the Star Citizen shitshow is so far outside the norm... They’ve basically raised enough money for an ACTUAL SPACE MISSION, and it has exactly zero chance of ever yielding anything like what they promised, and a very slim chance of…