I can't stop thinking about how that Kim possible cosplayer looks like a younger Lindsay Lohan (kinda. IMO. I mean that as a compliment.) All really good cosplays all around though.

Uh, mouth to mouth kissing is about the line i’d draw for “something happened”

A peck on the cheek? Nothing happened. But a kiss on the mouth is something. It may or may not be a big thing depending on the relationship, but its something.

Falling asleep at the wheel due to sheer boredom?

You know what’s coming.

The Golden Knights are shelling out an entire year earlier than they have to—which means they weren’t bidding against anyone

It’s #2 - the fans love him and Vegas needs to do something to build up fan loyalty. If that team goes into the toilet there are no fond memories to keep fans around. I think it’s a good business decision to be the anti-Marlins and actually keep good players around after you’ve had success instead of shipping them off…

$27,000? So they stole like 6 iPhones and 3 MacBooks?

Or dads

Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.

that’s why it’s called a two-way deal, they get two players on it

It’s nothing but a distraction and takes attention away from the real heroes who coordinated the effort that actually saved the kids and coach. 

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

Talks shit to allies, sends dictators mix tapes.

He’s sending it to north Korea.. I am surprised he didn’t send them a record, or an 8 track.

i wish you’d stop commenting too, because i think you’d only stop commenting if the fucking gun violence stopped and i wish the gun violence would stop. 

I wish there was an end in sight to the gun violence.