I feel obligated to mention that the Challenger lines are agricultural tractors made by Agco and powered by Cat, not construction/industrial machines made by Cat.

Tropical Freeeeze. Why does everybody forget about Tropical Freeeeeze :(

If you aren’t willing to sacrifice your knee ligaments for the sake of a pivot, you aren’t much of a team player.

Fuck Roy Moore.

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

Well, that solves one problem for Alex Ovechkin.

Missed the sarcasm on that one, huh?

At the very least, you’re starving enough for internet attention that you’re racing to be the first to demonstrate outrage at others’ willingness to make molestation jokes.

How easy to say, when it’s Billy Bush’s career at stake and not yours.

Honestly, this is even better.

I photoshopped a Pokemon character into this photo, like Eli was playing Pokemon Go. I can’t find it, but it was pretty funny. You’ll have to trust me on that.

If we are including abortions and hush money, Jerrah would make the league average around $1 million per year. I mean, allegedly. I didn’t just break my NDA there...

Not enough authoritah is being respected.

You’ve been waiting all your life for this moment, haven’t you?

A top level talent with a request that he be able to lock the door against disturbance is not an outstanding unusual thing. Ever since Dan Rather got punched after being mistaken for Kenneth, and other high-profile people being (albeit rarely) murdered, I can see that being able to lock the door without delay would be…

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

It’s beautiful in the same way that watching Drew host an awards show is competent...