I’ve done it, but I married her first.

Long time lurker, first time caller.

There were only 2 episodes, we just didn’t blog about the second one last week. And yes, you are right. We split this interview into two parts because 1. it ran long and we liked talking to Mark and Lisa and 2. our producer, the lone producer who tackles every single one of the GMG podcasts every single week and does…

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Sean, when the British Royal Family is officially more comfortable with a black person entering than you are with a black QB, it’s time for some soul searching, brother

Uuuuh, pretty sure Luke is not arguing for the suit, but against it.

It’s just a warning for the future, apparently. =P

Baker Mayfield Given Meaningless Punishment For Grabbing His Dick

I think it’s about 99.9% this guy is Manziel 2.0.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

My favorite car seats.

There is something incredible about playing full console games even prior-gen (particularly RPGs) on a portable console.

They make those shitty urinals too.

The new white collars on their jerseys make them look like goddamn Quakers.

Aaaaand that explains the whole story right there.

the NCAA did something reasonably logical for once when it reversed its initial ruling and made Beverly immediately eligible to play for NC State.

Kidding aside, Jerry’s strengths and weaknesses are one and the same thing. He became the NFL Shadow Commissioner because he really is what Donald Trump pretends to be: he’s a conniving, ruthless snake with a penchant for young women, but is nevertheless able, through relentlessness, charisma and force of personality,…