This dude is playing for the *Tunisian third division* so it’s more likely than not he actually earns most of his income as a plumber or a short-order cook at a mid-tier restaurant

majoring in criminal justice

Weird that they’re fighting over a chair when there are clearly ample seats available.

“Done.”

Holy shit fighting polish called it.

Uh, also can you call it an apology if he never, not once said he was sorry but did find a way to talk about how admired he is twice?

The power I had over these women is that they admired me.

I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

did you just have a stroke at the end there?

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

It isn’t needless. People have places to be. If someone doesn’t have enough cognizance to realize a light is green, they’re not paying attention. If they’re not paying attention, they’re a hazard to themselves and those around them. They should be on a bus. 

You fail to mention that in Australia, the horses run clockwise around the track.

No, he means buku, the officials currency of the obscure tiny island nation where Nike has the jerseys made.

What does Trump have to do with this? Jesus, do you have to politicize everything?

Dude, did you even attempt to read the article?

Wow, this sales guy was WAY off.

It’s just not the same without LeVar Burton. 

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…